Patrick Maser is the man! I love Patrick Maser with all my heart and I hope to one day be living in the same neighborhood as him. I want to be Patrick Maser's friend. I want to go out to grab my morning paper and see Pat in all his splendor and glory living life to the fullest extent and being the man. He's better than Chuck Norris and he's more interesting than the dos equis guy. He's Pat Maser. He's a true idol and he's my inspiration. If I could have a child I would hope he would grow up to be like Patrick Maser and not me. Patrick Maser should be offered honorary degrees from every Ivy League school on the planet because he schools life every day.
Pat Maser knows what's up. When Patrick Maser walks into a home it lights up with hope and joy. If I could vote for president I would vote for Patrick Maser. Pat would be the finest president of all time. I like Pat Maser more than Abraham Lincoln. He's a wonderful leader like George Washington was and just as smart as Ben Franklin was. He would have single handedly won the American Revolution, the War of 1812 and Vietnam, even though that was just a "police action."
If I could have it my way Patrick Maser would be the ruler of earth and I'd die happy. My confidence and faith in Patrick Maser is never wavering. I'd love the chance to sign my life away under Patrick Maser's guidance because I know it would be for the best and because Pat is a selfless and giving man of great character.
I can't extoll the virtues of Pat Maser sufficiently. There aren't enough words in the English language to appropriately describe Patrick Maser in all his greatness. My words fail to properly express the veritable superiority of Patrick Maser over the average man. Patrick Maser is less than a god but more than a man. He's an undying legend and a living hero and a super genius all rolled into one.
Any person with any amount of common sense in them would want to be even a small percentage of the person Pat Maser is. Without exception he is always the smartest man in the room and he always have; the correct answer. The earth was a barren wasteland before Patrick Maser was born and it will be a dark day when he passes. If there's one man that will make the world a better place that man is Patrick Maser.
Pat Maser knows what's up. When Patrick Maser walks into a home it lights up with hope and joy. If I could vote for president I would vote for Patrick Maser. Pat would be the finest president of all time. I like Pat Maser more than Abraham Lincoln. He's a wonderful leader like George Washington was and just as smart as Ben Franklin was. He would have single handedly won the American Revolution, the War of 1812 and Vietnam, even though that was just a "police action."
If I could have it my way Patrick Maser would be the ruler of earth and I'd die happy. My confidence and faith in Patrick Maser is never wavering. I'd love the chance to sign my life away under Patrick Maser's guidance because I know it would be for the best and because Pat is a selfless and giving man of great character.
I can't extoll the virtues of Pat Maser sufficiently. There aren't enough words in the English language to appropriately describe Patrick Maser in all his greatness. My words fail to properly express the veritable superiority of Patrick Maser over the average man. Patrick Maser is less than a god but more than a man. He's an undying legend and a living hero and a super genius all rolled into one.
Any person with any amount of common sense in them would want to be even a small percentage of the person Pat Maser is. Without exception he is always the smartest man in the room and he always have; the correct answer. The earth was a barren wasteland before Patrick Maser was born and it will be a dark day when he passes. If there's one man that will make the world a better place that man is Patrick Maser.
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